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kowshit

a hadji or Indian that has come to the U.S. for money and makes friends based on how they can improve his ability to get ahead.
Manisha is just sleeping with him so she can get a promotion. She's such a kowshit to try to get ahead.
by Stan West July 2, 2004
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Qui

A very Gay and annoying asian person who clears his throat a lot while trying to get you to do his work for him then complains to management that you aren't doing your job.
That Qui was over here shopping out his work again, we'll be in meetings with HR at the start of the week.
by Stan West August 20, 2004
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degroot

1. To act, think or behave without regard to anyone other than yourself and your interests. Beyond the normal selfish behavior includes lying and distorting even the most apparent facts to get your way.
2. To use the fact that you converted to the Jewish religion to get preferential treatment or to get your way by accusing others of descrimination.
1. He wanted the team lead position so badly that he degrooted me by planting a ficticious e-mail in my personell file.
2. When managers decided that I was the best candidate for the job he wanted, he pulled a degroot saying that I had been a nazi in a previous life and that by promoting me they were descriminating against his Jewish heritage.
by Stan West October 23, 2005
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WWCM?

At Microsoft, this is the only relevant question. As seen on the now infamous brick in front of the CLT support center.
This question has to do with feckless social climbers and empire builders who haven't an ounce of character but consider themselves better than anyone else in the world.
Before anyone could leave without him, Amanjot raised his arms in indignation and defiance; WWCM? he shouted, as if everyone in the world was obligated to do his bidding and make sure he had exactly what he wanted.
by Stan West May 27, 2006
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Ass-imo

Likes to be called "emmy". An amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
Ass-imo's try to get by on looks or sexual favors in return for others doing their job.
A mean person to those who can't help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.
Emmy was pissed because the client expected her to solve the problem. She screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!
by Stan West March 22, 2005
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The Big Grin

A clueless, Manic-depressive moron who is always "in your face". This is one of those guys that you carefully try to avoid at social gatherings because they have no social grace. They will babble on about how great their life is one minute and how much it sucks to be them the next.
They want to take on the world, but then they don't have time for it. They get mad at you when you remind them of their commitments, as they've moved on to bigger things in their head.
The Big Grin cornered me last night and told me all about the big promotion he got at work, when I agreed that his life was good he told me about the long hours and how it sucks to be him.
When I remined him of the paperwork he had due, he got angry at me because he had since gotten bigger and better things to do.
by Stan West May 27, 2006
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h1b

A non-immigrant or guest worker visa used by hadjis to come to the United States so they can steal technical jobs from American workers while simultaneously acting arrogant and superior.
Corporate managers love them, even though they can't understand what they say. They BS their way through technical interviews, acting angry and self-righteous when confronted.
Prash got a large corporate sponsor for his h1b application, now he can come to the U.S. and have managers drool and clients get angry because neither can understand him. But he must know what he's talking about, after all, he's a hadji!
by Stan West November 7, 2004
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