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kowshit

a hadji or Indian that has come to the U.S. for money and makes friends based on how they can improve his ability to get ahead.
Manisha is just sleeping with him so she can get a promotion. She's such a kowshit to try to get ahead.
by Stan West July 2, 2004
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Qui

A very Gay and annoying asian person who clears his throat a lot while trying to get you to do his work for him then complains to management that you aren't doing your job.
That Qui was over here shopping out his work again, we'll be in meetings with HR at the start of the week.
by Stan West August 20, 2004
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The Big Grin

A clueless, Manic-depressive moron who is always "in your face". This is one of those guys that you carefully try to avoid at social gatherings because they have no social grace. They will babble on about how great their life is one minute and how much it sucks to be them the next.
They want to take on the world, but then they don't have time for it. They get mad at you when you remind them of their commitments, as they've moved on to bigger things in their head.
The Big Grin cornered me last night and told me all about the big promotion he got at work, when I agreed that his life was good he told me about the long hours and how it sucks to be him.
When I remined him of the paperwork he had due, he got angry at me because he had since gotten bigger and better things to do.
by Stan West May 27, 2006
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lane lag fag

Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.
by Stan West April 18, 2005
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dash trash

Contract workers hired for a technical position typically when a company is in the midst of downsizing or off-shoring its labor force. Called dash trash since to distinguish them from regular employees they are given an extra letter and a dash in front of their e-mail name.
t-puja just hung up on a customer, but what can you expect, she's just dash trash.
by Stan West October 2, 2004
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pennsylvania race yankee

Someone who has moved to the South from up north who loves NASCAR, thinks that yankees invented NASCAR and always wears / drives / buys / talks about NASCAR and NASCAR paraphenalia.
pennsylvania race yankees can furthe be identified by their annoying loud mouth personalities. Their incesent need to drive recklessly, tailgating and causing others to swerve out of their way to avoid a collision.
Complete morons who are too stupid to even understand that Southerners hate them, and insist on being treated with "southern hospitality".

An offshoot, equally loathesome is a former resident of Ohio who has moved south but always wears cleveland indian paraphenalia.
We used to go to Lake Norman on weekends, but since mooresville was bought by the pennsylvania race yankees you can't get near the lake on weekends without an armored vehicle.
by Stan West September 21, 2004
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Times of India

A communist rag that passes itself off as the mouthpiece of an allegedly democratic country.
Their writings typically challenge the soverign power of other counties without the opportunity for rebuttal. Propoganda is a mild word compared to the yellow journalism they are known for thoughout the world.
The touble is, that without the Internet and the value that it avails without substance, credibility or the test of time honoured history this rag has little credibilty. Even so, it is heralded as the voice of a people not far removed from anarchy and cared for still by other nations. A cry from a child who does not yet even understand why it is crying, but imposing itself as the savior of the millenium.
I read in the Times of India, how they are so much smarter than us, it's a pity we didn't happen upon them while we were yet still ameoba; turbans and all, they seemed to possess the power to lift us out of the ooze while still being fed and nurtured by those nations that they now declare they saved.
by Stan West October 23, 2005
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