n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
v. to arive at a location with a friend and leave them to find their own way home. Or, "to be feranted" would be to arrive with a friend, said friend leaves, and being stuck to find your own ride home.
1) Yeah I'll be there, But I'll have to ferante Adam so I can go meet up with Kelly.
2) Hey man, Paul totally feranted me at Jim's, can I get a ride? I'll ride gay seat if I have too.
3) Dude, you feranted Brett at Jer's? You know no one will take him home.