st. ias's definitions

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

This is journalese for judge my report

An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "

by St. Ias September 29, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FCP

Fresh clean prostitute

Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

FH

Abbreviation for Firm Hope

I have a FH my friend who I met three months ago
will return and give me a Friendship Handshake see FH

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for Fenian Ultraist Nazis

The Irish Republican Army (IRA) are great fun.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005