st. ias's definitions

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy

Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JMR

Jotting meticulous reports

When British Prime Minister Tony Blair gives interviews to the press most of the political journalists in attendance may be seen JMR

by St. Ias April 12, 2006

real talk

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.

Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for fucking usually nightime

My girlfriend asked her chum what she intended to do at the weekend. Her friend told her FUN

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

rapist

Ravager assaulter pillager intentional sexual terrorist

A rapist should be imprisoned for life with no time allowed for good behaviour. I would vote for the political party that introduces a law allowing women to publically stone rapists to death on Fridays. I feel all such events should be televised nationally.

by St. Ias October 10, 2005