1 definition by sssssssssscottttttttttttt
someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.
guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009