1 definition by squatdaddy
A cross between the words commode and toilet. Commonly used when you have to shit really bad...so bad you can't think clearly.
Cory: ♪ MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHANGE ♫...la la la la la
*flush* *flush* *flush*
Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!
*flush* *flush* *flush*
Tyler: DUDE...get off the fuckin commoilet before I shit everywhere!!!
by squatdaddy June 3, 2011