1 definition by springerflinger
A shitty dreary inbred town on the oregon coast where it rains 10 months out of the year. People trudge around in muck boots and rain gear depressed as fuck because they never see the sun shine. On the flip side the sea food is cheap and abundant and there's lots of pot dispensaries..
"Hey man wanna go to Astoria for the weekend and hit the beach?"
" No way fuck that place the rain never stops and the locals don't believe in deodorant!"
" No way fuck that place the rain never stops and the locals don't believe in deodorant!"
by springerflinger November 9, 2017