spiffy hamster's definitions

Nooblet

What dumbasses call small people.

lol u nooblet put taht ling in ur base

by Spiffy Hamster May 30, 2004

bix nood

Yes another fail of a 4chan meme.

Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

by Spiffy Hamster April 23, 2005

DON'T PANIC

Always do this.

Douglas Adams said so.

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004

Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 28, 2004

what

What you say after quoting a stupid post. Then edit it later on with "oh".
Requires absolutely no punctuation or capitalization. Do neither for effect.

LOL guyz so like this guy was like totaly awsum he wuz so funny adn

what

EDIT: oh

by Spiffy Hamster December 6, 2004

Japanglish

Japanglish is quasi-language almost exclusively used by the most clueless of the wapanese, consisting of both English and Japanese words being used in the sentence. This is usually as a result of the said wapanese person trying very hard to be as Japanese as possible by speaking the language, but since s/he only knows very basic vocabulary and sentence structure, english words are also used. English sentence structure dominates despite this. It is uncommon to see japanese words other than "watashi", "kimi", "neko", "baka", "kawaii", and a few other such fandom-oriented words actually used. Pronounciation of these words may range from being absolutely wrong in a clueless, to absolutely wrong though still conceited, to more accurate than common Japanese speech and pretentious as possible about it. Commonly used by self-proclaimed "otaku" as well. Often accompanied by "anime smileys" such as ^_^ and XD.

Japanglish sometimes also refers to a pseudo-language used in learning Japanese; this is rare in internet culture.

"OMG! Neko-san is sooooo baka XD"
- Probably someone

"That's so kawaii!!!"
- Gwen Stefani

Almost all wapanese forum speech uses some form of Japanglish.

by Spiffy Hamster December 3, 2005

Fuk

How complete idiots type "fuck".

lol fuk wtf r u dong? ur gey

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004