4 definitions by spidertard

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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a fucking furry ass who will gaslight you into believing she was never a furry to begin with, basic blonde bitch, annoying as fuck who thinks being dumb is cute, lowkey retarded and obnoxious, thinks she's hot but is actual dog shit, lives online and flirts with overaged men all day via discord.
Guy 1: See that girl over there?

Guy 2: Aw hell nah man that's Abbey
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Guy 1: Do you know Abbey?
Guy 2: Oh, that girl everyone pretends to like but secretly hates?

Guy 1: Yeah, i hate that bitch
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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Guy 1: The number one rule is never to talk to an "Ashlee"
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because they are always beaners who jump the border.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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