an idiividual who spends his time toiling in the hot sun...usually chasin a lawnmower or runnin some hedge trimmers. He will aspire to get on the riding mower and even make a decent wage someday, however due to his uninspired and typically dull intellect, he will remain low man on the totem pole and traditionally die an early death...motorcycle accident or cirrhosis is common!!
At enviromow we had nuttin but yard apes and had to toss in the towel after four of em kicked the bucket!
by spidergrafx November 26, 2009
Get the yard apemug. A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 02, 2023
Get the Chinese Toe Holdmug.