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tiger tiller

A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.

This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx October 14, 2015
mugGet the tiger tillermug.

gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...
holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!
by spidergrafx October 19, 2010
mugGet the gargantuan clamneckmug.

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