9 definitions by spidergrafx
A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 3, 2023
noun; an entity responsible for wikked grafx like none other. With the proper approach you can get any image, logo, picture, emblem or what-have-you animated in a limitless array of spins, twists and flips..bringing static information to life. In a world where standing out is paramount, any edge is
desirable. you can google it...
desirable. you can google it...
by spidergrafx October 31, 2010
A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...
holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!
by spidergrafx October 17, 2010
A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx August 31, 2015
A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx August 31, 2015
A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx August 31, 2015
A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx August 31, 2015