speech teach's definitions

melgs

A portable male prostitute

Jessica ordered a melgs for bachelorette party!

by speech teach April 17, 2019

newfomic

Boujee in an extravagant or flashy way

She's a big ol' newfomic hoe!

by speech teach October 10, 2019

armwig

A stripper with hairy arm pits and coochie hair.

A stripper named Baldie lifted her armwig and it was musty with hair falling from her vagina.

by speech teach April 16, 2019

cropbag

a concealed weapon

I shot the intruder with my cropbag.

by speech teach March 6, 2018

cuwj

A Cougar's (older woman who prefers younger men) vagina.

My lips were as dry as a cuwj.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

Phat Dub

When you get a big win

The team got a Phat Dub last night! 1,000 to 0!

by speech teach October 9, 2019

shmuc

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

by speech teach October 10, 2019