speech teach's definitions

sell pub

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

Cabbed

To be dismissed - dismissal of a one-night stand

I heard Sandra totally got cabbed by Anthony last night!

by speech teach March 6, 2018

armwig

A stripper with hairy arm pits and coochie hair.

A stripper named Baldie lifted her armwig and it was musty with hair falling from her vagina.

by speech teach April 16, 2019

boomawass

To smoke or drink in excess, causing a state of euphoria

I saw a guy drinking Hennessy after the Alabama victory. I'm sure he was boomawassed!

by speech teach October 15, 2018

shmuc

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

by speech teach October 10, 2019

cuwj

A Cougar's (older woman who prefers younger men) vagina.

My lips were as dry as a cuwj.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

Beppus Wanux

A life-threatening disease in the elbow

Sorry to inform you, John, but you have Beppus Wanux.

by speech teach April 16, 2019