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Cristina

Cristina is a super hot girl who is also super sweet. The BESTEST friend you could ask for. She makes everyone around her look ugly and outshines all. Though you might not notice it at first Cristina’s are mega thick and have big tits and a fat ass. They are the ultimate girl. Whenever you manage to date a Cristina you better not let go because they are the best. Sexy, sweet, loving, HOT, and very athletic. Usually play a lot of sports and are goddesses at them. Never underestimate a Cristina because they can become dark when pushed too far, though that takes a lot. Cristina’s are mega bad asses with good asses. THE ULTIMATE HOT ASS BITCH.

Guy: Woah look at that girl, she’s hot and has a FAT ASS.
Jealous Girl: no way.
Every Guy: oh definitely a Cristina.

by speaking straight facts November 28, 2019