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When you are perfectly fine and happy going about your day THE WAVE hits and you suddenly become a depressed 13 year old girl who listens to William Eyelash.
I was hanging out with the broskis having a baller time when my radical mood was ruined by THE WAVE and I got sad.
by spawnpeeked January 8, 2020
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A guy who begs for coochie.
Ethan Garbe is a simp to all the local girls.
by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020
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Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.
by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020
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A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"
"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1
by spawnpeeked July 21, 2023
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