Definitions by spawnpeeked

Kiwi Muncher 🥝 

A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"

"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1

Kiwi Muncher 🥝 by spawnpeeked July 21, 2023

Simp 

A guy who begs for coochie

Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.

Simp by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

Simp 

A guy who begs for coochie.

Ethan Garbe is a simp to all the local girls.

Simp by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

The Wave

When you are perfectly fine and happy going about your day THE WAVE hits and you suddenly become a depressed 13 year old girl who listens to William Eyelash.

I was hanging out with the broskis having a baller time when my radical mood was ruined by THE WAVE and I got sad.

The Wave by spawnpeeked January 7, 2020