spatchmo's definitions

phoned over

When a guy is talking to another person on the phone, and the guy hands the phone over to another person nearby, because he would rather have his friend be in an awkward situation with a person they don't even know then for the talker to just hang up the phone in the first place.

Jack: Hey Jill, my hotpockets just got done, can you talk to my friend for a sec?
Jill: Uhh-
Diddy P: Yo what's shakin', bacon?
Jill: ...
Diddy P: This is awkward, isn't it?
Jill: I've totally just been phoned over, haven't I?
Diddy P: Fo' shizzle, my nizzle.

by Spatchmo January 24, 2009

elissias

The little pubes around your butthole.

Guy 1: Let us go and have our elissias waxed together!
Guy 2: Yippee!

by Spatchmo February 5, 2010

Skyview Highschool

The best thing that's ever happened to me.

Skyview Highschool, located in Soldotna, Alaska. Home of the panthers, with purple, black, and silver colors. It's like my second home.

by Spatchmo October 27, 2009

Sixth Sense of Humor

A rare genetic anomaly that very few people are born with anymore.

Wow, due to Jude's Sixth Sense of Humor, he made Paul laugh so hard that he accidentally shat himself a little.

by Spatchmo October 12, 2009