First used on the tv show Archer
, stir friday is when a couple plans a friday to make stirfry together. These strange events dont make much sense to normal, actually fun people, but if you were to ask the couple why they do this they would most likely reply "Because we like to have fun together and try new things." The real reason these events exist is to make boring people feel like they have accomplished something exciting and to distract from how truly gay they are.
A: "Is Chuck coming to the bachelor party?"
B: "No, he said he can't miss stir-friday
again, its his turn to cook"
A: "Wow, thats weak... he was so fun before he met Judy"
A game derived from ultimate frisbee
in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up
the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag
if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.
1. "That 3 hour lay over
flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"
2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy
shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"
Known to be the horniest of all dinosaurs. Prefers to have group mating sessions with a blonde human female, often while the young pterodactyl watches.
If you google
pterodactyl porn, you find the hottest blonde throat deep in a dino threesome.
what happens when you drink to much Jagermeister
and red bull.
1. "I dont remember what happened last night but I followed the path of destruction this morning and it lead me all the way back to the frat house
on main st"