3 definitions by sparkles mcgee

Top Definition
A console video game (a first-person shooter specifically) which is better than, or claims that it is better than, the games in the Halo franchise. Perfect Dark claimed this and failed, Killzone claimed this and failed. Call of Duty 4 is indirectly claiming this and might fail. No game has yet been able to claim the spot of being better than Halo, and to claim to be a halo-killer pretty much destroys any slim chance they might have had.
"Dude, Perfect Dark is gonna be a Halo-killer."
"No, it's not, you are wrong, asshole, Perfect Dark blows."
by sparkles mcgee October 06, 2007
A Wii-tard is someone who is so incredibly stupid, insignificant, and idiotic, that they either like, own, or have ever played, touched, looked at, thought about, or conceived of that little white paperweight of a Japanese calculator they call a Nintendo Wii. Wii-tards are the kind of people who have malformed motor and cognitive reasoning centers in their brains, which is neither unfortunate nor an excuse for hurling their cute little Wii-motes and Wii-chucks through their TVs because they are too dumb to hold onto them, or their inherent stupidity in buying two Gamecubes duct-taped together in the first place. Wii-tards are against art, creativity, and any progressive thought because they continue to be mesmerized by the entire lack of third party creativity that the Wii is rife with, such as Nintendo’s inability to make a game that starts without “Mario” or “Samus” in the title, or whatever other stupid crap that has been repeated over and over again, even after getting old with the N64. Wii-tards enjoy quick, brainless, shallow, and poorly built activities like Wii games playable for 5 minutes or less if and only if they are at someone's house, and want to try out how "cute" and adorably stupid it is to sling their arms around a room while staring at a TV screen. The Wii-tards think they are cool, but the simple fact that they actually have the ability to believe that Wiis are cool is a “sign” that they should be exterminated immediately, as they are a threat to all of humanity.
Hey- look at that Wii-tard- KILL IT before it infects us all with its contagion!
by sparkles mcgee November 05, 2007
(verb): to brick is when you kill a small animal by way of crushing its cute little skull (or whole body if its small enough) with a brick. Usually done as a mercy kill if a baby bird/squirrel/mouse/runt puppy/kitten is injured/falls out of a tree/or is sick. It is a highly effective, painless, but no doubt very gruesome and messy way to off a small animal. It can be effective against larger animals, like humans (infants or adults)or full grown dogs/cats/etc. but only when used in conjunction with the element of surprise...
Hey daddy, I found this baby squirrel on the ground, can we take him to the vet to make him better?
"Sure, son, let me take him, be back in a few with a 'good as new squirrel baby'"
(exit dad with squirrel and brick in hand).
by sparkles mcgee October 06, 2007

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