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1 definition by sparkla

 
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a superhero of Canadian descent. He fights evil with hockey pucks of justice and a beer in hand.

He chases criminals shouting things like "Take off you nub!" or "I'm gonna steam roll you, eh"
Canada Man stopped the theif by cross-checking him into the boards and still managed to not spill his beer.
by sparkla April 10, 2008