Definitions by spank e monk e

obamaward 

a trophy or medal given to someone for basically existing

guy 1--- hey joe, how did you manage to win father of the year, you dont even have kids.

guy 2--- silly hector, that's the beauty of an obamaward.

obamaward by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

keeta 

slang for mookie stinks, term used when liquid poo is oozing out of the diaper, and you dont have time to explain the kid shat on the carpet

honey, what is that smell?

i dont know, i'll go check..... baby made keeta....... burn the carpet

keeta by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

roid block 

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching

i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block

roid block by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

tsa wiener screener by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration

health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial

obama denial by spank e monk e January 18, 2011

dean stare 

verb; a pronounced position wherein the said Dean stalks unknowing prey

dude, stop giving that cida the dean stare... (cida+ sea donkey)

dean stare by spank e monk e October 16, 2004

dean logic 

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"

Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.

dean logic by spank e monk e August 27, 2004