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1.
noun-a person who gives blowjobs often
-(a guy who is a merf is gay)
-(a girl who is a merf is a slut)

verb-to cum
That girl is such a merf.(noun)

Did you see the way that guy looked at me, I bet hes a merf.(noun)

Oh my God you merfed everywhere!(verb)
by southpaw97 October 29, 2011