11 definitions by soowutthegreat

Heavy-R

A porn website that has, well, repulsive videos. Examples are eating shit, sticking a firecracker up the ass, and more awful stuff like that.

I just checked out Heavy-R, and let me tell you, I’ll never be able to sleep again.

by soowutthegreat August 16, 2020

ah

Megan Thee Stallion's catchphrase that she says in every song, with tongue out.

Megan Thee Stallion: "What's up, it's Megan Thee Stallion, and ah ah ah ah ah ah ah."

by soowutthegreat April 27, 2021

qazsedcftgbhujmkolp

Just a cluster of letters that go up and down... up and down... and all that jazz.

Friend: "Hey, search up qazsedcftgbhujmkolp!"
Some Other Friend: "Um.... wha??

by soowutthegreat May 19, 2020

mvzjfaitw

When you've reached the point of boredom so you type these cluster of letters skipping two letters, backwards.

Me:"Damn, I'm bored, wonder what I will search up. Ah, I got it!"
*Searches "mvzjfaitw" on Google*

by soowutthegreat December 31, 2021

Shock Chan

A website that has all the shock pictures (Goatse.cx), shock videos (1man1jar), and shock loops (Meatspin).

Hello, I’m gonna be checking out Shock Chan. OH, HELL TO THE NO!! Bleach my fucking eyes!

by soowutthegreat August 25, 2020

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by soowutthegreat May 18, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by soowutthegreat July 25, 2021