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A supporter of the most overrated football club in history. A deluded cunt. Not usually from Manchester. See also manc cunt.
"Mummy, why are manu fans such cunts?"

Heard in homes the world over.
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
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noun; an exceptionally strong alcoholic drink, usually lager or cider, made from yeast-fermented malt flavoured with hops or fermented apple juice respectively.

Ghetto brew is most commonly associated with the homeless or teenagers drinking in the park on the account of it's low price and ability to get you very drunk very quickly. An alcohol by volume (abv) content of above 8% is not uncommon.

The most popular brands include, Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew and White Lightning.
Homeless man: "Can you go into the shop and get me 4 cans of Super T? The owner still won't let me in"

Jim:"The last time I went in there for your ghetto brew you only gave me £2.50, give the right money this time"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
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noun;

1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.

2 to experience difficulties

abbreviation of aggravation
1 John: "How did you get on at Spurs on Saturday?"

Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."

2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"

Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
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The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.
"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.
"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

Sky sports commentary
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
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noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
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The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
"The Happening is probably the worst film ever made"

George Lucas
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
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