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Marcelo

Marcelo is a type of guy that will knock over an old man in a wheel chair to get what he wants. He plays football but is benched the whole entire game. (what a loser). He chases after girls that he finds interest in but once those girls like him back he scurries back to the dark alley he came from to look at himself in a shard of glass only to find he is staring back at his own rat face. There he does a little rat jig dance until he turns back into his mildly better looking form. In his somewhat better looking form he lures people and makes them his slime thang. He will continuously call these slime thangs and annoy them.

Girl #1: Is that Marcelo?
Girl #2: OH MY GOD IT IS LETS RUN AWAY
*Marcelo uses wheel chair which he stole from old man to track the girls down*

by someone who will not be named September 28, 2020