3 definitions by somechick

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Masturbating in the shower, quickly and/or efficiently. To make the distinction from 'masturbathe' (which can be a more drawn-out process).
Nothing like a good mastowering session to start the day right.
by someChick September 23, 2013

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E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face
This chick was scared of the morter forker
by Somechick August 12, 2003

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a description of the female vagina after excessive sexual permiscuousness
man, that chick is fine.
nah, man, my boy says she's got a nasty ass-pair of mud flaps!
by somechick June 09, 2006

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