2 definitions by somebodynose

Of-Little-Influencer

Someone who calls themself an "influencer" but has fewer than 100,000 followers.

Jerk Face: What do you do?
"Influencer": I'm an influencer.
Jerk Face: How many followers do you have?
"Influencer": You're a jerk. <walks away>

Jerk Face: Where are you going, Of-Little-Influencer? Come back! I wanted to ask you your salary.

by somebodynose December 18, 2018

wroight

Expression signaling that someone is dead wrong but you are too lazy to correct them or unable to because of societal norms.

Friend: "I'm pretty sure I'm going to get the interview. I didn't write a cover letter, but nobody does anymore."

Me: "Wroiiiiiiight."

"The customer is always wroight."

by somebodynose October 9, 2018