some.random.simp's definitions

Fat simp

Me with my amazing boyfriend

Damn I'm a pretty fat simp

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021

Harry

Harry is literally the adorablest person to ever exist. He is smart, dead fit, amazing and the best boyfriend I could possibly ask for. He without fail makes me laugh and there's nobody that could possibly make me happier. We have so many inside jokes like the pea bench. He always is there for me whenever I need him and he's just amazing. Love you.

Oi, Harry, you're cute.

by some.random.simp January 6, 2021

Fat crush

Something soul crushing you get when you have liked someone you have no chance with for far too long even though that person is unavailable or uninterested

Guy 1: Damn I got a fat crush on Jasmine
Guy 2: That must suck

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021

Crush

Something you get when you're incredibly lonely that ends up making you more lonely by making you think you have a chance with a person that's way too good for you.

Damn it I got a crush again

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021