Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.
Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?
Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.
an areia in a house or dorme such as a kitchen or bathroom cleaned to a standerd so strict it is as if a nazi held a gun to someone of the jouish faith and said this better be really clean or i'll blow your brains out.