2 definitions by sofacall
A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
by sofacall July 22, 2009
The untanned characteristic of men's upper legs from having worn longer shorts and trunks while in the presence of the beneficial rays of the sun. It does not usually occur in women or non-Americans, whose beach attire is usually quite brief.
by sofacall July 22, 2009