sociopath9's definitions

wet suit syndrome

Any act that makes you feel good, but is unlikely to be noticed by anyone.

See Voting.

Jack: Did you vote yesterday?

Jill: No. Voting is like peeing in a wetsuit - your get a nice warm feeling but nobody really notices.

Jack: Ah, the wet suit syndrome.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Thick

a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid

a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.

by sociopath9 January 7, 2010

Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

body politic

A group of enfranchised individuals who delude themselves into thinking that their vote actually counts for something, every time an election occurs.

George W treated the body politic like Nero treated the masses of Rome - by providing Bread and Circuses - in order to disguise the real issues (or an actual lack of them).

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

Cunt

Despicable person.

Man hating/using woman.

Woman of low moral regard. See WHORE.

My ex-wife is a cunt.

Dont buy a car from that cunt, he'll rip you off.

Fuck off, cunt.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Haemorhoid

Synonym for unwanted person or group not able to take hints about going away and leaving people alone.

Has been referred to a certain class of whinging immigrants (Poms - see Brit, Limey, English).

Why are poms like haemorhoids? They come out, are a pain in the arse and they wont go back.

by sociopath9 April 15, 2009

Gungible

Policeman, copper, flatfoot

I was just doing 10km over the speed limit when I got gunged by the traffic gungibles.

by sociopath9 January 19, 2010