1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.
2. An indication of time.
2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
Get the Contagiousmug. 1) Island state south of Victoria, Australia.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
2) Last penal colony in Australia, managed by the original Capt (then Govenor) Bligh of "Mutiny on the Bounty" fame (see - Loser).
3) A place with such a small gene pool that you can get married and divorced three times and still have the same inlaws.
Bill: "Why has Wendy got that awful scar on the side of her neck?"
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
Bob: "She's from Tasmania. It's from when they removed the extra head."
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
Get the Tasmaniamug. The process whereby enfranchised persons within the body politic attempt to exchange one mob of hapless bastards for another.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
Get the Votingmug. a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.
c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 January 07, 2010
Get the Thickmug. 1) An email received, proving to you that yes, things COULD be worse.
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
2) An email you sent which derides all and sundry and which, one microsecond after you hit the send key, fills you with an instant feeling of dread and remorse
3) A customer complaint of any description
I complained to the boss about losing the coffee break, so he sent me a shit-o-gram.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
I sent a shit-o-gram to my ex wife, but accidently sent it to everyone on my work mailing list instead.
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
Get the shit-o-grammug. 1) Unteachable or untrainable
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse
3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.
3) George W. Bush
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
Get the thick as pig shitmug. A group of enfranchised individuals who delude themselves into thinking that their vote actually counts for something, every time an election occurs.
George W treated the body politic like Nero treated the masses of Rome - by providing Bread and Circuses - in order to disguise the real issues (or an actual lack of them).
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
Get the body politicmug.