1 definition by sneakiestbark

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Cheef is a rat like creature that steals anything it can from people. It has big eyes and moves slow. Its number one move is to poke its enemy until it gets what it wants. You can find it in its natural habitat cheefing and chilling with its bros. It lives in trees and when other chad's try to kiss it while its passed out it instinctively throws up on them.
Cheef you look really relaxed tonight, did you do anything bad?
Cheeeeef.
Dude, why wouldn't you drive me to hook up with Kelly tonight?
by sneakiestbark October 30, 2007

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