21 definitions by snakebiter

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

by snakebiter October 5, 2009

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by snakebiter October 20, 2009

Spicy Mario

Sex move that was derived from Fire-Flower Mario from "Super Mario Brothers". One gets some type of spice residue (tobasco, pepper, etc) on their finger and finger-bangs a female to "fire" her up.

Ryan performed the Spicy Mario on his girlfriend and watched her jump around screaming.

by snakebiter October 6, 2009

target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).

While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.

by snakebiter October 9, 2009

The Snapper

Sex move used when a man fully inserts his penis in the twat/anal from behind, the person penetrated swings his/her ass violently to the side which results in "snapping" the penis of the penetrator in half.

Henry decided to be gay and booty-bang Josh while he's asleep, but Josh pulled off the snapper and "snapped" Henry's small dick.

by snakebiter October 8, 2009

Braveheart

Sex move where a man penetrates a female on her period or penetrate somebody's anal until they get blood all over the penis. Then you pull out and yell "Freeeeeedooooom" and cock-slap your partner's face with your bloody "sword".

Sam pulled off the braveheart on Mike. It was pretty bloody and funny mate.

by snakebiter October 14, 2009

Double Dip

A devious sex move where a man penetrates a bitch's vagina, and then swiftly pulls out and penetrate her ass. When the bitch yells or says something about it, the man takes his dick out of her ass, and goes back penetrating the vagina.

Ken pulled off the double dip on his girlfriend because he found out that she was a skanky ho who slept with nine of his friends.

by snakebiter November 16, 2009