3 definitions by smoojieho

Microwaved Hotdog

a nasty disgusting person

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her

by smoojieho December 24, 2017

dusty ass hoe

When you had too much sex with a dog and now you got a crusty ass but it has dust in it

OMG SHE IS SUCH A DUSTY ASS HOE

by smoojieho April 7, 2017

Sammy

a extremely small person who has big attitude and think can do so much. She has a disgusting ombre that goes black to ORANGE. She lies about having a boyfriend when really shes alone and cries over a boy she’s liked for 3 years now because her ugly ass will never be able to have him. She still tried hard to get with him but she just cant take a hint. She also thinks she has a big ass and boobs but she’s flatter then a piece of paper.

person: is sammy really trying with him again?

me: yes she is
person: HE DOESNT LIKE HER UGLY ASS
me: ITS A SAMMY THING

by smoojieho April 3, 2019