3 definitions by smolkar306

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.
Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
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When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
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It's just a swimming pool, full of white people - during a hot summer day. Also, no quite sure of the cleanness of the water.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, it's hot AF, wanna go to the pool?"
Bro 2: "I don't know man, that water looks like white people broth"
by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
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