smokey the bear
Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday
A hilariously absurd and random observation, in the style of the late comedian Mitch Hedberg
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
The act of taking a girl who is blindfolded or not out in the middle of forest where she has sex with one or more persons most of the time in a gangbang
Grover took Shelle out for a forest bang which she was very excited about.
slang. term for broke ass insecure racist hawaiian.
i'm tired of flower gooks talkin shit, this is my land now.
those nasty green slimy things in your nose(boogers). used as an insult.
you're a freakin nose gobblin!
It's when redditors open their wallets, Apple Pay app or bitcoin wallet and donate to a cause they care about.
Wow, reddit really saved little Johnny's family from those high medical bills. Oh yeah, it's the reddit hug of cash.
The price of a pitcher of beer went up 8.2% from last year at my local bowling alley.
This beerflation is killing my wallet, where's Alan Greenspan when you need him.
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