2 definitions by smoak

Josh

A boy who is notoriously got skids running down his arse cheeks.

Christ almighty josh! Ever heard of a shower?

by smoak July 18, 2014

Clagnutella

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

by smoak June 30, 2014