1 definition by smidgenfuck

Top Definition
A smidgen is a penis smaller than a jolly rancher and bigger than a paper clip.
Person #1: Bob has a smidgen it is like 3 inches long.
Person #2: He does not have a smidgen it isn't smaller than a jolly rancher!!

Person #1: Ew bill has a smidgen.
Person #2: No it is smaller than a paper clip!!! It's barely even there!!!!!
by smidgenfuck May 03, 2010
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