2 definitions by smelly pig

barnet

big bushy hair like a pillow on the back of your head .you have to shoat "oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"and look like the michalin man .also have bugeies and then have a hair cut like a monk or friar tuck.

get your hair cut you barnet basher
and
yo yo mushroom head

by smelly pig February 22, 2005

Mono Brow

steves mono brow like a small strip of the forest on his face or like a hairy worm has made home on his eye brows.he then shaves it off and expects nobody to notice.also see(barnet).

steve ,where the fuck has you catapiller gone of you face.

by smelly pig February 22, 2005