3 definitions by smart cunt with common sense

some dumb cunt who thinks they can, instead of eating food, survive by eating/breathing oxygen and absorbing sunlight like a fucking plant.
stoner: im a breatharian!
normal human: wtf how are you alive
by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019
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person: god dammit jerry you forgot to buy juul pods you fuck head
jerry: fuck me sorry mate
by smart cunt with common sense August 20, 2019
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