tortah

Punjabi word for parrot.

You should have seen tortah , he was wrecked and listening to Radio Rave.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

snotface

16-22 yr old female indie-kid from the early 1990s. Listens to Nirvana and the like. Likes to drink and smoke and is quite loud.. Dress code mainly black and wears Doc Martin boots. If a snotface is wearing black tights or stockings you can guarantee they will have large holes in them.
Sexually uninspiring and lacklustre in bed. Male equivalent is called a "Young Weasel." A popular hangout was a pub called the Dome in Tuffnell Park, North London back in early 90s.

Hey man check out that snotface, I bet her knickers stink of stale piss.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

Lancashire Tasty

Semen / ejaculate, cum, sperm .

I slid my engine in between her butt cheeks and after a few vigorous thrusts out flowed the Lancashire tasty, thick white and real horrorshow, all over her fucking crack.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

gumjoe

A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.

Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

clew

An acronym of Canine Lipstick engine weasel, i.e a dog

Dude, have you taken clew out for a walk in the park this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005