slssfw's definitions

flew

An acronym of feline lipstick engine weasel i.e a cat.
Lipstick engine because the penis elongation process is similar to that of a stick of lipstick being screwed out of it's casing.

Hey, did you empty flew's litter tray this morning ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

fofw

An acronym for Finger Of Fudge Willard.
A guy who has tried his heart out to chat up a girl and get into her knickers for a shag but all he gets for his efforts is a "finger of fudge."

He tried his best to screw her but all he ended up with at the end of the evening was a finger of fudge.

by slssfw April 29, 2005

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

pelican fly

When you are completely wasted/high stoned to the point of totally losing it. Can only really reach "pelican fly" on cocaine, amphetamines. E, LSD. But some people can reach it on marijuana.
Origins from the film "Scarface." Al Paccino is sitting in a bath watching TV and sees a pair of flamingoes flying and says : "Hey Manny look at it .. Pelican fly come on pelican."

Man I smoked some really strong weed and was "pelican fly."

by slssfw April 29, 2005

gumjoe

A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.

Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?

by slssfw May 22, 2005

Engine Zip

Young nubile ( 16 - 22 yrs) London raver girls from the early / mid 90s.

Look at Engine zip. I bet she's pilled up and feeling horny.

by slssfw May 22, 2005