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2 definitions by slowmovin

 
1.
Having to take a shit immediately after eating Chinese food.
Every time I order Combination A I get chinarhea.
by slowmovin November 17, 2008
 
2.
A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.
"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."
by slowmovin November 18, 2008