1 definition by sloandogmillionaire

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a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.
Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)
by sloandogmillionaire March 07, 2011

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