Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.
I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.
Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.