2 definitions by slinger91

Lying in Wake

When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.

I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.

by slinger91 May 9, 2009

Alumeters

The distance one has to travel to attend a high school reunion.

"I heard Joe had to drive 1,800 Alumeters just to get here to the reunion."

by slinger91 August 1, 2016