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2 definitions by slimjoe321

 
1.
To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating
Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover
by slimjoe321 May 05, 2009
 
2.
a phrase used to say that someone is going to fail in the near future
Human 1: Hey, did you hear that the 6th grader Evan is gonna fight that 8th grader Carl?
Human 2: Doesn't Carl have a blackbelt in karate?
Human 1: Yeah.
Human 2: Dude, Evan is gonna drop the failbomb
by slimjoe321 May 18, 2009