2 definitions by slimjoe321

masturbedding

To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating

Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover

by slimjoe321 May 5, 2009

drop the failbomb

a phrase used to say that someone is going to fail in the near future

Human 1: Hey, did you hear that the 6th grader Evan is gonna fight that 8th grader Carl?
Human 2: Doesn't Carl have a blackbelt in karate?
Human 1: Yeah.
Human 2: Dude, Evan is gonna drop the failbomb

by slimjoe321 May 19, 2009