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manpunk

Two meanings:
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.

2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
My gay friend is a queen who likes to get plowed up the ass by manpunks.

or

Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.
Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.
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winkee

slang term for a white man's penis
Get a load of that winkee. How cute!
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lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.
Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.
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funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.
Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!
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freakin' rican

A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).

Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.

Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
My papi is a freakin' rican. He's so big, I can only give him a hand job.
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slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.
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