slickbillie's definitions

african american

A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.

I enjoy dining on traditional African American cuisine, including greens and sweet potato pie. My white Southern grandmother cooked the same food, but I feel racist when I eat it. If I call Southern cooking African American cuisine, it relieves my shame over being white.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

cbt

A bizarre fetish practice enjoyed by men who like to be humiliated and hurt in their genitalia. Contrary to some people's opinions, pain does not feel good- that's why it's painful. The sensation enjoyed by masochistic people is the emotional satisfaction of being hurt and injured by a dominant sexual partner. Only someone with no self respect or concern about his health would let someone hurt him in his genitalia. Infertility can result from trauma to this region. Swelling in the testicles is extremely painful and takes very long to subside. Medical attention may be necessary. A man may bleed internally or lose his ability to have erections. People who engage in sadomasochism need to seek professional psychological help. They shouldn't act out fantasies that may lead to death or permanent injury. Spanking is one thing, cbt is quite another. It's called "cock ball torture" for a real reason.

Only an asshole would enjoy cbt.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

freakin' rican

A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).

Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.

Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.

My papi is a freakin' rican. He's so big, I can only give him a hand job.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

underpants navy

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.

Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

brief cheese

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.

Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

whorebore

A heterosexual man who enjoys paying for sex with prostitutes. (He bores into the whores with his man drill- penis).

My buddy Jason is such a whorebore. Every Saturday night after the bars close, he's cruising downtown for streetwalkers. The skankier the better.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009