slickbillie's definitions

underpants navy

semen

A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.

Dude, I'm getting paid big bucks at the sperm bank for my underpants navy.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

polar bear

an older gay man who has gray hair, a bear, and is of a hefty size.

usually prefers the company of other "bears" (big gay men) or being the older, more experienced partner for a younger, smoother man.

GRRR! That man is one hot polar bear.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

brief cheese

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.

Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

winkee

slang term for a white man's penis

Get a load of that winkee. How cute!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009