slickbillie's definitions

leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others

Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

prepster

A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.

Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.

Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.

At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.

or

He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.

or

Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

brief cheese

the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.

Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

whorebore

A heterosexual man who enjoys paying for sex with prostitutes. (He bores into the whores with his man drill- penis).

My buddy Jason is such a whorebore. Every Saturday night after the bars close, he's cruising downtown for streetwalkers. The skankier the better.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

african american

A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.

I enjoy dining on traditional African American cuisine, including greens and sweet potato pie. My white Southern grandmother cooked the same food, but I feel racist when I eat it. If I call Southern cooking African American cuisine, it relieves my shame over being white.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.

Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009