slickbillie's definitions
A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.
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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
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Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
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Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the prepstermug. A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.
I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the baumgartnermug. by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the lube tubemug. A bizarre fetish practice enjoyed by men who like to be humiliated and hurt in their genitalia. Contrary to some people's opinions, pain does not feel good- that's why it's painful. The sensation enjoyed by masochistic people is the emotional satisfaction of being hurt and injured by a dominant sexual partner. Only someone with no self respect or concern about his health would let someone hurt him in his genitalia. Infertility can result from trauma to this region. Swelling in the testicles is extremely painful and takes very long to subside. Medical attention may be necessary. A man may bleed internally or lose his ability to have erections. People who engage in sadomasochism need to seek professional psychological help. They shouldn't act out fantasies that may lead to death or permanent injury. Spanking is one thing, cbt is quite another. It's called "cock ball torture" for a real reason.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the cbtmug. A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the freakin' ricanmug. semen
A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.
A term made popular by the character Michael Kelso on "That '70s Show" (now seen only in syndication) on Fox.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the underpants navymug. Two meanings:
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.
2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.
2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
My gay friend is a queen who likes to get plowed up the ass by manpunks.
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Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
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Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the manpunkmug.