slickbillie's definitions
A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.
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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
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Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
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Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the prepstermug. A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.
I enjoy dining on traditional African American cuisine, including greens and sweet potato pie. My white Southern grandmother cooked the same food, but I feel racist when I eat it. If I call Southern cooking African American cuisine, it relieves my shame over being white.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the african americanmug. by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the lube tubemug. Two meanings:
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.
2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
1) A gay man who shaves his head bald and wears a goatee, in the attempt to appear more masculine. This man often speaks or acts feminine, but uses his new look to compensate for his femininity. Usually hangs out at straight bars for the rush of associating with heterosexual men, and in the gay scene, goes to so-called "leather and levi" bars for guys who like company of older men, SM practitioners, and fellow manpunks. The typical gay manpunk is between the ages of 30-45.
2) A man, straight or gay, over the age of 25, who acts and dresses like a punk, rocker, or other alternative music or social type in order to appear younger and socialize with younger people. Often wears concert tees for bands he doesn't listen to, wears Doc Martens on the weekends, and slavishly follows fashion trends in hairstyles, tattoos, and ear ornamentation.
Usually listens to pop punk bands and pop radio and assumes that this is hardcore rock or punk music.
My gay friend is a queen who likes to get plowed up the ass by manpunks.
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Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
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Why is that guy hanging out here? He's just a manpunk poser.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the manpunkmug. A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the freakin' ricanmug. the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.
Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the brief cheesemug. When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
Get the slick strokemug.