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4 definitions by sledgbrainerd!

When someone gets hit in the penis, it gives them a swolie.
Wispy gave Jon a swolie at the Hong Kong Bar last night.
by sledgbrainerd! October 20, 2008
Someone with a big belly that most likely is filled with booze.
Look at Orson Welles! Oh Man, what a sugarbelly!
by SLEDGBRAINERD! October 25, 2005
1. What someone can speak and read fluently when they spend time in China

2. When you hold your friend down and rub your knuckles back and forth across their ribs.

3. An affliction you get from jumping on your Dad's bed too much.
1. "recently back from teaching english in china he has quite a few stories and can fluently speak and read chinies (as far as i have been able to tell, but who knows he could be faking it this whole time)."

2. Next time I see Wispy, Im gonna give him some serious chinies!

3. Wispy cant hang out today cuz he got the chinies!
by sledgbrainerd! October 20, 2008
1. A band that nerds listen to in their Saturns as they get pumped up on the way to their RolePlayingGame Conventions dressed as Cloud from Final Fantasy 7.

2. Music that nerds listen to when they have played out all of their Anime soundtracks.

3. Music that the hardest Mofo at the Renaissance Fair blares with the Saturn doors open as he sets up tents.

4. Euro-trash
1. NERD1: "Dude, your tail is caught in the Saturn's door."
NERD2: "Oh man! Now its ruined and I won't win!"
NERD1: "It's okay man, lets listen to NIGHTWISH!"
NERD2: "YEESSSSSSSSSS!" (Pumping his fist)
2. "I'm tired of listening to the Dragon Ball Z soundtrack, how about some NIGHTWISH?"
3. "I totally dig Nightwish! I listen to it when I practice my SWORDPLAY!"
4. "Hello. Do you like my mullet and my jean jacket? My favorite band is Nightwish."
by SLEDGBRAINERD! November 02, 2005