4 definitions by slapcore pleaser

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 2, 2005
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n.
1. subcultural scene, and genre of music created by 3 people who were really stoned in an apartment one night. The music of slapcore consists of skate punk and surf punk mixed with thrash and grindcore. The bass has to be played slap style, to go along with SLAP-core.

The idea behind slapcore, is that scenes like fashion-core and deathmetal-core really deserve to get dick slapped extra hard, and that any like minded people joining them in the dick slapping of the personification of those scenes would create a scene in and of itself, called slapcore.

The first slapcore shows were played in Venice Beach with an acoustic guitar, a bucket drum, and singing.

Slapcore originated in Oxnard, California in the summer of 2005.

2. cool, awesome, intense, or badass.


'hey that show last night was hella slapcore!'
by slapcore pleaser December 5, 2005
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1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.

2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.
"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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