skintlizerd's definitions

fartskin

The thin envelope of cells surrounding a fart.

This room stinks and the fartskins must be ankle deep!

by Skintlizerd December 15, 2008

fartquake

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.

Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.

by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

fartskin

Thin layer of poop molecules enveloping a fart. Sometimes trapped by undergarment fabric and creating "skidmarks", but often escaping to clutter the environment.

"Lee you need to air this place out, the fartskins must be about a foot deep in here!"

by skintlizerd October 16, 2008