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When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"
I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.
by skimordie April 9, 2008
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When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.
When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!
by skimordie September 25, 2008
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First, you will need to be doing a girl doggystyle in front of a window. Very quickly, you pull out and tag a friend who hops in to take your place banging the girl. This needs to be done quickly so the girl will not notice that she is getting nailed by someone different.
Then, you quietly sneak out of the house and onto the street, where you smile and wave at the girl you were just banging. The look on her face will be like she is looking at a ghost.
by skimordie April 9, 2008
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