Definitions by sk8bored8

the ninsassin 

To jack off while talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and have her not hear.

"Hey, i used the ninsassin on my gf last night! that bitch is so boring on the phone."

the ninsassin by sk8bored8 August 14, 2007

bercon 

What the word "bacon" sounds like when recorded and played in slow motion.

Dude 1: Dude, i'm hungry.
Dude 2: Aite, let's get some bacon.
Dude 1: Not so fast. Let's get some bercon.

bercon by sk8bored8 July 10, 2007