4 definitions by sk00bi
When someone gets defensive and mad over the tiniest shit, regardless of the situation. Mostly young vsco clout chasers working at Starbucks.
Man: Hey Barista? This coffee is a little cold
Barista: WHY DONT YOU FUCKING SMASH IT IN YOUR FACE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD I SPENT TIME ON THAT YOU KNOW??!!!
*Barista continues to have a hissy fit and ends up crying or some shit*
Man: I ain't gonna be served by a snowflake ever again
Barista: WHY DONT YOU FUCKING SMASH IT IN YOUR FACE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD I SPENT TIME ON THAT YOU KNOW??!!!
*Barista continues to have a hissy fit and ends up crying or some shit*
Man: I ain't gonna be served by a snowflake ever again
by sk00bi September 7, 2020
Congrats for spelling the word 'back' incorrectly. You've probably seen others do this on online media. This is all I have to say. Oh and get better hand-eye coordination.
by sk00bi November 3, 2020
The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
by sk00bi May 18, 2020